Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
- me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
- also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
